Two Fried Eggs: Tutorial

Fried Egg Nipple Tassels

It’s been a little while since my last post. I apologise. I had a little operation and, to be frank, my mind has been occupied with other things. Anyway, a few weeks back I promised to post a tutorial for these cheeky little beauties – so here it is. These fried egg tassels are really easy to make and perfect to wear whilst serving Sunday morning brunch. I must say though that cooking in them probably constitutes a major fire hazard - Never dangle your nipple tassels over an open flame.

Please note: The tension in the photographed sample is a little loose so that the stitches are nice and clear,  for better results keep your tension nice and tight.

You will need: 1, 3.50mm hook

DK yarn in two colours, white and yellow.

1. With yellow yarn ch3, join with ss to form a ring.

2. Ch2, (1dc, ch1) x 7, join with ss in top of ch2 to form a circle.

Fried Egg in progress: round 2

3. Ch2, 1dc in ch1 space, ch1, (2dc in ch1 space, ch1 all the way around, ss in top of ch2 to form a circle.

Fried Egg in progress: round 3

4. Join white, ch2, *1dc in ch, ch1, skip next ch* all the way round, ss in top of ch2 to form a circle. This should make the yolk appear slightly convex. Turn work inside out.

Fried Egg in progress: round 4

Fried Egg in progress: yolk

5. Ch2, dc1 in same space, ch1, *2dc in next space, ch1* repeat all the way round, ss in top of ch2 to form a circle.

Fried Egg in progress: round 5

6. To make the shape less uniform, and more egg-like: (in ch) slip 5, ch2, 3dc, ch2, slip 5, ch2, 5dc, ch2, slip 7, ch2, 5dc, ch2, slip 4 (or to end of round) ss in first slipped st.

Fried Egg in progress: round 6

7. Ch1, sc all the way round and join with ss to form a circle.

Fried Egg in progress: round 7

Stitch ends in with a large needle, and attach tassel. A shop bought tassel is perfect if you can find one, or, if you fancy it – you could make your own. Eastbourne is strangely short of burlesque-friendly haberdasheries, so I’ve been forced to make my own. A tutorial for these will follow shortly.

MELONS

Melon Pasties with silver tassel

Every now and again I have an idea for a make that is so sublimely silly it would be a crime not to try and realise it. My magnificent melon pasties fit squarely into this category. So far everyone I’ve shown these to has agreed that; Yes. They are utterly ridiculous, and Yes, the world is a better place with them in it. Melons are a perfect swag bag gift for hen parties if that’s your thing, they are fairly easy to make and promise hours of fun as you all compete to see who can be the most ferocious twirler. Have a look at the pattern below and do please let me know if you decide to have a go at making them.

PS: Less well-endowed ladies amongst us need not fret – there are fried eggs to follow. The pattern for those should be along in a few days.

Single melon pasty

Tutorial: MELONS

You will need 1, 3.50mm crochet hook and dk yarn in four colours: bright pink, light green, dark green and black

1. Ch3, join w/ ss to form ring

2. (Ch1, sc in ring) x5 ch1 join in ch1 with ss to form round

3. Ch2, 2dc in gap at base, 2ch, 3dc in same gap, ch2, ss in bottom of work, ch2, 3dc in next gap, ch2, 3dc in same gap. Turn work.

4. sc round and join with ss. Turn work.

5. Ch2, 1dc in corner, 12 sc around curved edge, 2 dc in second corner, 8 sc across flat edge, join with ss in ch2.

6. Cast on with light green in corner, sc all the way round.

7. Join dark green in corner 1sc, ch1 all the way round, cast off.

Hide ends with bodkin. Embroider seeds using black wool. Attach tassel in the centre.